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March 28, 2007

Good bye Alex....

Got a call this morning, right before doctor's appointment for blood pressure check, from my sister that after 11 yrs they were putting their dog "to sleep"
He had diabeties, and was blind and his blue eye was no longer even visable. Just the brown one.
Awesome looking dog.
Thankfully my niece and nephew were home from school today, they are 17 & 14 yrs old, and were able to spend time with him and say goodbye.
We even went and got him his "favorite" last meal.
Mickey Dee's happy meal and finished off with a bananna!

So I gave him his cookie, got my last kisses, and said goodbye. :0(

I'll miss you Alex.....Say Hi to CC....and play nice at the bridge!

So I gave him his cookie, got my last kisses, and said goodbye. :0(

I'll miss you Alex.....Say Hi to CC....and play nice at the bridge!

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March 17, 2007

SYMPTOMS....CAUSES....AND CORRECTIVE ACTIONS.....

St. Patrick's Day TROUBLESHOOTING GUIDE 101

SYMPTOM ...Feet cold and wet

Glass Being held at incorrect angle.
Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling
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SYMPTOM....Feet warm and wet

Improper Bladder Control
Stand next to nearest dog, complain about lack of house training
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SYMPTOM....Beer unusually pale and tasteless

Glass empty.
Get someone to buy you another beer
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SYMPTOM....Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights

You have fallen over backward.
Have yourself leashed to bar
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SYMPTOM....Mouth contains cigarette butts, back of head covered with ashes

You have fallen forward
See above
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SYMPTOM....Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet

Mouth not open
Say "Aaaaah"
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SYMPTOM....Floor Blurred

You are looking through bottom of empty glass
Get someone to buy you another beer
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SYMPTOM....Floor moving

You are being carried out
Find out if you are being taken to another bar
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SYMPTOM....Room seems unusually dark

Bar has closed
Confirm home address with janitor.
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SYMPTOM....Everyone looks up to you and smiles

You are dancing on the table
Fall on someone cushy-looking
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SYMPTOM....Beer is crystal-clear

It's water! Somebody is trying to sober you up
Punch him
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SYMPTOM....Hands hurt, nose hurts, mind unusually clear

You have been in a fight
Apologize to everyone you see, just in case it was them
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SYMPTOM....Don't recognize anyone, don't recognize the room you're in

You've wandered into the wrong party
See if they have free beer
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SYMPTOM....your singing sounds distorted

The beer is too weak
Have more beer until your voice improves
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SYMPTOM....Don't remember the words to the song

Beer is just right
Play air guitar