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July 31, 2006

Adios...Chow...See ya...Buh Bye....

Well.....not much going on here. Blog world or real world.
I've kinda fallen into pity party mode, which I disgust about myself.

But there doesn't seem to be too much action going on here on my blog so I'm shutting it down for awhile.

Just going to sit here and hate things that I just can't seem to change for the better or even tolerable.
My job.
The weather.
Missing friends.
My so-called "relationship".......and other things.

So hope you all have a happy & safe summer!

Well.....not much going on here. Blog world or real world.
I've kinda fallen into pity party mode, which I disgust about myself.

But there doesn't seem to be too much action going on here on my blog so I'm shutting it down for awhile.

Just going to sit here and hate things that I just can't seem to change for the better or even tolerable.
My job.
The weather.
Missing friends.
My so-called "relationship".......and other things.

So hope you all have a happy & safe summer!

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July 27, 2006

Thank You.....

Today's riddle is courtesy of my 16 yr old niece......

Here we go kids:

You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed.
On your right side is sharp drop off, and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you.
Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake it.
Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the Kangaroo.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

If you do not know, see answer below.
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*Answer~
Get your drunk butt off the merry-go-round!

Today's riddle is courtesy of my 16 yr old niece......

Here we go kids:

You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed.
On your right side is sharp drop off, and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you.
Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake it.
Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the Kangaroo.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

If you do not know, see answer below.
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*Answer~
Get your drunk butt off the merry-go-round!

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July 25, 2006

Take me out to the ballgame.....

This is a detective story......So pay close attention!

Three elderly ladies are excited about going to their first baseball game.

They decide to smuggle a bottle into the park...

The game is exciting and they are really enjoying themselves- all the while mixing the Jack with their soft drinks.
Soon they realize that the bottle is almost empty and there are still many innings to go in the game!

Now, based on the information giving, what inning is it and how many players are on the bases?

Think.....
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Think some more!
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You're going to LOVE this....
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The answer is.....
It's the bottom of the fifth and the bags are loaded!

This is a detective story......So pay close attention!

Three elderly ladies are excited about going to their first baseball game.

They decide to smuggle a bottle into the park...

The game is exciting and they are really enjoying themselves- all the while mixing the Jack with their soft drinks.
Soon they realize that the bottle is almost empty and there are still many innings to go in the game!

Now, based on the information giving, what inning is it and how many players are on the bases?

Think.....
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Think some more!
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You're going to LOVE this....
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The answer is.....
It's the bottom of the fifth and the bags are loaded!

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July 23, 2006

ZZZZzzzz

Callie isn't allowed to actually sleep in the bed with me. I dont like all the cat hair.

Today I awoke from my nap to find "THIS" at the foot of my bed!

Callie isn't allowed to actually sleep in the bed with me. I dont like all the cat hair.

Today I awoke from my nap to find "THIS" at the foot of my bed!

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July 16, 2006

Oh the weather outside is.....

"Someone"......who has known me for a very very long time, and I were discussing the heat and humidity that is moving into the area for the next few days. Its going to be HOT...HOT...HOT!

So I said - "Its going to be hotter than balls".......a not so much unknown statement as far as I know.

Well, this "someone" told me that with the "lifestyle" I live, that I should NOT be using that expression. WTF?

Okay, let me change that Ms Someone- "Its going to be hotter than Mother Nature's Crotch"......
Better honey?
BTW, have I mentioned how much I HATE the summer and hot weather? Well I do, very much!

HEAT AND HUMIDITY ACROSS THE TRI-STATE REGION IS EXPECTED TO APPROACH DANGEROUS LEVELS DURING THE FIRST PART OF NEXT WEEK. TEMPERATURES TODAY WILL REACH THE LOWER 90S...
BUT SLIGHTLY SUPPRESSED HUMIDITY LEVELS WILL KEEP THE HEAT INDEX IN THE 90 TO 95 DEGREE RANGE. TEMPERATURES ON MONDAY AND TUESDAY ARE FORECASTED IN THE MID 90S AND COULD REACH 100 IN A FEW LOCATIONS OVER NORTHEASTERN NEW JERSEY.
THE HIGHER TEMPERATURES COMBINED WITH INCREASED HUMIDITY WILL RESULT IN HEAT INDICES AROUND 100 DEGREES AND THE HEAT INDEX COULD APPROACH 105 DEGREES.

"Someone"......who has known me for a very very long time, and I were discussing the heat and humidity that is moving into the area for the next few days. Its going to be HOT...HOT...HOT!

So I said - "Its going to be hotter than balls".......a not so much unknown statement as far as I know.

Well, this "someone" told me that with the "lifestyle" I live, that I should NOT be using that expression. WTF?

Okay, let me change that Ms Someone- "Its going to be hotter than Mother Nature's Crotch"......
Better honey?
BTW, have I mentioned how much I HATE the summer and hot weather? Well I do, very much!

HEAT AND HUMIDITY ACROSS THE TRI-STATE REGION IS EXPECTED TO APPROACH DANGEROUS LEVELS DURING THE FIRST PART OF NEXT WEEK. TEMPERATURES TODAY WILL REACH THE LOWER 90S...
BUT SLIGHTLY SUPPRESSED HUMIDITY LEVELS WILL KEEP THE HEAT INDEX IN THE 90 TO 95 DEGREE RANGE. TEMPERATURES ON MONDAY AND TUESDAY ARE FORECASTED IN THE MID 90S AND COULD REACH 100 IN A FEW LOCATIONS OVER NORTHEASTERN NEW JERSEY.
THE HIGHER TEMPERATURES COMBINED WITH INCREASED HUMIDITY WILL RESULT IN HEAT INDICES AROUND 100 DEGREES AND THE HEAT INDEX COULD APPROACH 105 DEGREES.

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July 01, 2006

The Prince.....

He has finally turned 1 year old today.....He is such a cutie!
Happy Birthday Enzo!

Oh and remember how my friend Donna,,,aka, The Mom, said "Life isnt going to change cause I'm having a baby"...
Weeeeelllll, that's a WHOLE other entry my friends!
All I can say right now is, BaaaaHaaaaHaaaaa!

He has finally turned 1 year old today.....He is such a cutie!
Happy Birthday Enzo!

Oh and remember how my friend Donna,,,aka, The Mom, said "Life isnt going to change cause I'm having a baby"...
Weeeeelllll, that's a WHOLE other entry my friends!
All I can say right now is, BaaaaHaaaaHaaaaa!

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