To everyone, especially Billy Danny those who are away from their loved ones today, without barbeques, marshmallows or hugs protecting the freedom that we all take for granted.
If you read Laura, you will see that we had quite the busy and productive weekend, even though it is only Friday. We did everything she said, while I have a evil sinus infection. Amazing what a bit of work, exhaustion, raging fever, combined with hard work and soaring temperatures can do to you.
I bought tissues today for the sinus infection. Not just ANY tissues..kinda super human tissues.
They
have
a WARNING
on the back of the box.
"Kle*enix Anti-Viral Tis*ue kills 99% of cold and flu viruses.
**Directions for use: It is a violation of the Federal Law to use this product in a manner inconsistent with its labeling. Use as a facial tissue only."
I was afraid.
What if???? What if I used it for something OTHER than facial use? What if my... eh hem "hiney" was sweaty ..and I wiped it???
What if..G*d forbid, one of our kids were home and used it for... um... catching...something other that "facial" stuff???
I could almost hear the C*ps theme.."Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?" playing in the background..
Scene: Riker Island Prison, New York, NY
Prison Inmate One: "I am here for rape, murder, and arson of a church."
Prison Inmate Two: "I am in here for child molestation, murder, and killing small defenseless animals."
Prison Inmate Three: "I am here for terroristic activity against our government."
Somebody from our house Prison Inmate Four: "I am here for using facial tissue to wipe my.. fill in the blank with anything other than something facial related."
Your tax dollars.. hard at work.
Creating laws to protect you from "Improper Facial Tissue Use."
I don't know about you, but I will certainly rest easier tonight knowing this.
Happy 4th of July...
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You are too funny - hope you feel better soon!
Posted by: Amber at July 5, 2008 08:54 PM
What about bra stuffing? Just asking.